Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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lmfao this is a vidoi a friend and I made at our school some kids got hipnotized and thoght the had canarys

well i thot i shold gust put one of my drawings up
tell me what you think

omg this is gust nutts! lol!

i have to think of some thing to draw!!!!!!! give me an idea

im still working on that cross and i NEED to finish it! i have to put some thing next to the NG tank and an egal. Anny tips?

ok im sereosly bored! um...so...heres a vidio! (im so fucking bored)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9IxPf3 Zkuk

there are pepole out there that think im an emo or treat me like i heve some disies! So i have some thing to say to them, FUCK YOU!

Man they allwas cut all the vielanc out of cartoons now. why cant they be lik this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXYhrAS s5Mw

ya so im drauing this realy cool cross and im almost dun but i need ONE more thing to poot in it can you guys help me gust give me some ideas and when im finnished i will post a pic of it

thnx =:P